90% of the characters i love
- are assholes
- are dead
- are both an asshole and dead
when your bra strap falls off on one side and it’s very annoying but you also feel kinda roguishly sexy
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
That joke though
Am I the only person that thinks that all the Maleficent promo photos look like the SNL photos they show of the host after a commercial break?
Am I wrong?…